Offending People

Another bitch DOMINATED

I do not hate everybody.  I only hate people who are beneath me (ie, poor people, fat people, people who don't drive luxury vehicles).  So what do I do about the people I can't stand?  Do I simply ignore them?  Do I just keep my personal opinions to myself when in the company of such retards? Fuck no. I let them have it and let them know they are beneath me by completely offending/dominating them.  If they can't take it and realize that everything I said to them is the absolute truth then they are pussies.

Offending people is great.  Not only is it hiliarious but it lets the "victims" know how pathetic they are.  A couple months ago a couple buddies and I were at a bar.  We were drunk.  There was this group of douche bag nerds at the other end of said bar.  I was pissed because A) Why do they think it is okay to muddy this bar up with their gay ass nerdy ways? And B) They were obviously poor because pretty much all they had was fucking change.  I finished the last sip of my 15th beer and proceeded to walker over to them.  My friends knew what was coming.

Me: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Nerd 1: What?
Me: Get the fuck out of here.  You are pissing everyone off with your face.  Plus Melissa (bartender) is sick as shit of trying to sort out your change you bum.
Nerd 2: Man, get the fuck outta here.  Asshole.
Me: Fuck you you faggot motherfucker.  Fucking moonface.  I'll fucking Ed Norton curb stomp you.

That was the end of the enlightening conversation.  They got up and left within five minutes.  I fucking dominated their punk asses.  When they left I could see out of the corner of my eye a woman, probably in her mid to late 50s giving me the snide eye.  She obviously was not impressed or turned on by my domination of the nerds which meant only one thing: she was a raging lesbian.

Me: The fuck you looking at lesbo?
Lesbo: Excuse me?
Me: Bitch excuse me!  You fucking dyke

I couldn't tell if she was about to cry or vomit.  Either way it resulted in her leaving the bar.  Again, I dominated a person who was not worthy to even be in the same zip code as me.  If you are around me and are poor, ugly, fat, short, wear terrible clothes, drive a shit car, or are over the age of 35 you better believe I will fucking own you in public.