Drinking Heavily

I love drinking.  And I love drinking heavily.  Some may be asking, what is the difference?  Well the fact that you even asked that question makes you a fucking loser.  But I will answer it nonetheless.  Drinking simply entails you putting alcohol int your system regardless of the quantity.  If you drink one beer for a night (loser) then, yes, you drank.  Drinking heavily means trying to literally drown your organs with alcohol until you black out.  Anyone worth a shit who drinks does this.  Any one who just has "a few" for a night is a pussy ass bitch.

Typical Wednesday Night

I drink heavily but I am not an alcoholic.  I am not, poor, trashy, fat or short, so therefore being an alcoholic would be impossible.  I am just a heavy drinker.  A drunkard.  Only worthless pansies/homeless people are alcoholics.  Women love seeing good me drink heavily. Because they know, for one, it will make them look even more attractive to me and two it shows just how fucking dominating I am.  I dominate in everything.  Sports, making money, having high volumes of sex and drinking.  I am fucking awesome and heavy drinking just solidifies this fact.  Anyone who disagrees is a douche bag nerd.