Having Others Do Your Shit

The only reason I had a girlfriend during my junior year of college was because A) She sucked my dick at the snap of the finger and B) She pretty much did all my papers for me.  Sure, I studied and did most of the work myself, but writing papers?  Fuck that.  I have more fun shit to do like getting shit faced, making fun of poor nerds, and cheating on my girlfriend.  I would simply tell her that I needed a paper done, by, I don't know... fucking tommorrow morning.

Me: I need my paper done by tomorrow.  It's for the developmental psychology class.  Bye.
Girlfriend: ...Okay... Where are you go-
Door slammed in her face as I go out to do what I want.

Yes, the paper was done on time and I ended up getting an A on it.  Sure I thanked her.  By ravaging her asshole without asking the next time we fucked.  I am a gentleman like that.  But having my dumb ass bimbo girlfriend do my papers wasn't where it ended for me, nor was it where it started.  I used to get girls and fucking worthless people who wanted to hang out with me in high school to do shit for me all the time.  Whether it was doing my homework, to buying me food and other shit I wanted.  I was the fucking man.  Many of my friends did the same.

Typical loser AKA slave.

You see when you are as privileged as I am people seem to constantly want to do shit for you with the faintest of hopes that you may eventually like them.  Now 99.99% of these people are scum fucks who I would never hang out with, but  you bet your ass I will exploit their labor and emotions.  Just the other day, some loser douche at work named Greg asked if I wanted to go to lunch.  I am not a fag so I said no, but told him "You can pick me up a famous hogie from Mike's with a large cherry coke."  He said okay so enthusiastically you would have thought I just asked him to hang out with me this Friday night.  And yes, he paid.  I haven't talked to him since and won't until the next time I want a free sandwich.

I am a hard worker, but I mean, I need to have my free time as well.  These losers/desperate women were put on this planet for one thing: to do my shit when asked, and do it well and to let me take the credit.