Banging Hot Women

Anything less than this is ugly

If I hear anyone ever say "Men are so hard to figure out" I will violently murder them in front of their family.  Us men love three things and three things only.  Food, getting fucking wasted and banging hot women.  Other interests include sports and money.  The third, is arguably, the most fun.  I fucking love drilling hot women, and all the women I have slain during my first 24 years on this planet have been damn near perfect in every way physically.

If you are a hot woman and are in the same building as me you better believe we will hook up.  I don't know what it is about me.  Maybe it's my good looks.  Perhaps it is my car.  Maybe it is my rolex.  Who the fuck knows.  The point is hot women are constantly throwing themselves at me and I am constantly sticking my dick in them.  It is a win for both sides. 

A hot woman is the easiest to spot.  If you spot a woman and have to debate if she is hot or not, well then she is fucking ugly.  If your girlfriend is ugly you should either dump her instantly or hang yourself.  I suggest a good old fashion murder-suicide so you rid the world of not only her ugliness, but of your retarded ass for dating a deformed elephant.  Hot women are usually tall, blonde, icy blue eyes, with perky tits, great legs, and a tight ass.  If a woman looks different than what was just described than she is ugly as fuck and/or is fat.

Banging hot women is a national past time for us rich, good looking guys.  We love banging them.  We love banging them so much we will fucking cheat on our hot girlfriends to bang a hotter piece of ass.  Because let's face it, no matter how hot you think a girl is there is always a hotter one out there. And we are not going to fucking settle.  That is what women do.  Men go out there and dominate hot pussy.  Hot women know this and love it.  Life is good.