Fat Girls: How and Why They Must Be Hated

We have all been there.  At a bar, with your friends, having a good time, getting shitfaced.  When you see her.  The fucking hot chick you were out to get.  Tall, blonde, stacked.  Great face to go along with a great ass.  Her dress: low cut and short.  Complimented by her "come fuck me" high heels which, along with her panties, would look great on your bedroom floor.  Then you see that she is with someone.  And you get a queasy feeling in the pit of your stomach.  The fucking bitch is with her fat fuck "friend".

Any guy worth a shit has expeirnced this at least once in their ass getting career.  Trying to land the hot girl, while her fat ass, donkey lipped friend is trying to simultaneously cock block you like it is a goddamn Olympic sport.  Sure, you could always try to get one of your shit hammered friends to play wingman, take the bullet for you while you throw game at the hot one which will lead to hardcore sex.  But you choose the best, and by far, the most entertaining way to take care of this problem.  Ridicule and humuiliate the fatty until she cries and runs away to the nearest all night burger joint to drown her sorrow in cholesterol and trans fat.


This will do two things for you.  One, it will take care of the sperm whale.  And two, it will make you that much more attractive to the chick you are going to bang.  Because lets face it.  The only reason why hot girls have fat friends is to feel better about themselves.  Women are the single most insecure creatures on the planet, and they need constant reassurance that they are hot (even when they are not).  Any guy who has ever been in a relationship with a woman knows exactly what I am talking about.  But when all is said and done fat girls need to be pointed out and laughed at publicly.  They are a disgusting, sweaty mess.  Fat girls somehow think it is okay to look the way they do.  Bull fucking shit.  We, as men, need to take every opportunity presented to us to call out fat girls and make them know that, no, it is not okay to be fat.


How To Guide: Publicly Hating Fat Girls

1. When a fat ass bitch walks by make random animal noises, preferably that of cows and wildabeasts.
 -This will not only put the fat girl in her place immediatley, but will make you king shit wherever you may be.  Other people (hot women included) will say to themselves: "Wow, I am glad someone said something to that walking garbage bag full of pudding."

2. Constantly make fun of her clothing.
-Even fat girls care about their clothing believe it or not.  Fuck that.  There isn't a garment on earth, with the exception of death, that looks good on a heifer.  When you make fun of her clothes in public her self-conscious meter will be off the charts.  She will then run off crying, and contemplate suicide.  Well done sir.

3. Remind them that they suck in life and should either go on diet or die in a car crash.
- Sure making fun and mocking fat girls to their face is a great hobby. But sometimes being just plain truthful is the best course of action to make a fat girl see just how unwanted they really are in society.  Simply just walk up to a fat girl (this could be done in a bar, school or place of work) and say: "You are really fat Miss.  I suggest you either A) go on a massive Holocaust-like starvation diet, or B) Die a horribly painful death.  You suck."

With these three simple methods, you can help rid this nation of ugly, fat girls (one in the same).  Now go out and be a patriot and verbally slaughter some fat bitches.