Dominating The Highway

If I am driving on the highway and you are in the far left lane, doing anything less than 80 MPH, you best believe that I will tailgate your ass until you either change lanes, or I run you into the fucking median.  I am a no no-non sense highway driver.  I fucking settle in the left lane and fucking let it rip.  Fuck cops, they know better than to pull me over, because they know I am the man.  Besides, I need to get where I am going as fast as I possibly can due to the fact that my destination is infinitley more important than whatever shit hole, gay bar you need to get to.  So get the fuck out of my way.

I especially hate truck drivers who choose to drive in the left lane.  Who the fuck do these redneck, junior high drop outs think they are?   Whenever I am behind a big rig I treat my horn like Ike Taylor treated Whitney Houston's face, I pound it.  They get the message and move over to the center lane.  Of course I pull right up next to them, flip them off, mouth "fuck you, you inbred red neck" and speed off, showing off my rear license plate that has the insignia of the private college I attended that they could only dream of getting into.  I am the fucking man on the highway.

Also, if you are a woman, just avoid the highway completely.  Seriously.  Just use the good old fashioned State Routes, or back roads.  There isn't a single woman alive on this planet that is a good driver.  Let alone one that is suited for highway driving.  Women, stay off the highways and stay in the kitchen and bedroom.  In fact the only time a woman should be in a car is when she is giving a hot, sloppy blow job.  Road head.

The highway is designated for worthy people to get to the places they need/want to go.  Not for red neck truck drivers, women, or poor people.  At least stay out of the fucking left lane pussies.